@ShiaLaBunion5

I love how no child slavery is a selling point and not just expected.

@eclipseeffigy

Glad to hear the child workers are getting paid! Child slavery would just not be okay, y'know?

@Krabbarazzi

Hats off for actually using that URL

@Altaku84

Its actually boggling that the child slavery thing isn't a joke. it feels like one, but no that is just real life.

@parasyct

Wow, -1 tree planted per purchase! What a great deal!!!!

@Ibbys_space

every time I watch these videos it's just waiting for the paper-eating section

@ToroKeVODs

The despair in that "Now" really convinced me. I'll be ordering my noodle hat as soon as possible 😎

@thruthecosmos

guys i think he Owes the Government money 🤔

@aphextwinkie410

I forgot I spent 40 actual dollars on this merch until this short popped up in my feed and the reality set in that this was the single greatest purchase I have ever made

@Ukkosade

I don't even know if the IRS thing is a joke or not anymore, and I'm scared for you my friend ><

@Pixelcraftian

Hope you can get enough dot money!! Good luck 👍👍👍👍

@Phox-in-a-Box

That goddamn VHS hissing is nostalgic as fuck.

@kieran.grant_

Purchasing that shirt was the first step in buying half a dozen other funny shirts, doing irreparable damage to my bank account

@yamivolcarona2592

I love the running gag of using stock video footage of people eating paper whenever you make ads like this

@Professional-Gamer

“We plant a tree with every order!” 

…….do I get to name it?

@Ethan-yd4gn

Omg thats me, I care about things!

@4cnnjqask5

no child slavery was a real dealbreaker to me

@thatguyfromA6915

Thats the littel guy from the 60 fps rant

@conwaytwittyer2667

Ya know if I wasn't too poor to pay taxes, I would buy that.

@pastaman64

I would buy it but if I did then I will be the one owning the government money